Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E09

A picture of the sleeve for the single "Ladies Night" by Kool and the Gang, with Chris Harrison's head superimposed on it, saying "Filmed before I outed myself as racist".
Why is everyone just saying “thank you”? Someone say “fuck you”. Filmed before Chris Harrison was racist! Matt cosplays as Tim Howard. The women say vaguely mean things. Nobody learns anything. Victoria has sequins. Chelsea has boots.
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Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E08

Chris' floating head asking the correct grammar for 'home stay', and Matt's floating head wondering when he 'gets to bang', overlaid over image of the 1960s Addams Family
Poutine! Confederacy Rachael comes ‘down to earth! The patriarchy (even more than usual). Nemacolin’s Airbnb option. Bri’s friend is also caled Bri. Peppy Serena is less peppy, but more honest. More poutine.
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Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E07

A picture of Chris Harrison, in warm weather gear, in front of snow and ice, with the caption 'Texas Arctic Edition, featuring Woke Police'
‘Like, bitch, what are you doing?’ Confederacy Rachel keeps truckin’. Heather drives herself. More great boots. More bad kissing. Distracting from Texas’ icepocalypse.
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Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - Special Racism Edition

Chris Harrison, with a thought bubble showing Patrick Swayze, and a speech bubble saying 'I'm not racist. I just jerk off to Patrick Swayze in Confederate gray.
Rachael K has some sketchy racist pics and posts. Chris Harrison gives a car crash interview to former Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay, where he attempts to defend this. He doesn’t like wokeness, that’s for sure.
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Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E06

Matt James with blanked out eyes and a speech bubble saying 'I'm just an empty husk' and Chris Harrison with a speech bubble saying 'That's what the ladies like'
MJ frowns. Katie and Serena RBF manufacture a fight. Chris Harrison’s surprise is…unconvincing. Dead eyes. Get rid of the sex positive chick. Barbie in quarantine.
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Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E05

A printed picture of Chris Harrison with a sharpie speech bubble saying 'I slut shame for ratings'
Filming panic attacks! Shoveling poop! Bland platitudes! JV versus Varsity…Blues? Off the shelf couture. Matt can’t use buttons properly.
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Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E04

A printed picture of Chris Harrison in a Hawaiian shirt, that picture reflected in a baby's mirror
ABC and The Bachelor go all in on bullying and sex work shaming. Sex work is work. Anna eats her young. Squirrels! Close your eyes when you kiss.
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Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E03

A black and white printout of an online image search of Chris Harrison, next to a picture of a 50s-looking compare giving a 'perfect' hand signal
Selfish scaredy symmetrical Sarah! Serena has stab you in the face face. Everyone at Kit’s high school hated her and wanted to be her. Victoria maybe is becoming a queen. Matt is lame.
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Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E02

A black and white picture of Chris Harrison, dressed as cupid, with a sharpied note saying 'but srsly?', and a mug with a cartoon version of the characters from Orphan Black
Buffy the Vampire Slayer cosplay! Quick drag! Near death experiences! Sudden onset blindness! Second instalment of my “as live” hatewatch of The Bachelor Season 25.
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Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E01

A black and white picture of Chris Harrison, with 'final fuckin rose' written in sharpie, and a stuffed bunny sitting on the paper
A few years ago I’d never seen an episode of The Bachelor. I’ve since found myself accidentally watching it a few times. Now, rather than just randomly shouting at this heinous, medieval, piece of trash, I thought I’d share my ire with the world (25 seasons in, so really getting to that party on time!).
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