Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E09

A picture of the sleeve for the single "Ladies Night" by Kool and the Gang, with Chris Harrison's head superimposed on it, saying "Filmed before I outed myself as racist".
Why is everyone just saying “thank you”? Someone say “fuck you”. Filmed before Chris Harrison was racist! Matt cosplays as Tim Howard. The women say vaguely mean things. Nobody learns anything. Victoria has sequins. Chelsea has boots.
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Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E08

Chris' floating head asking the correct grammar for 'home stay', and Matt's floating head wondering when he 'gets to bang', overlaid over image of the 1960s Addams Family
Poutine! Confederacy Rachael comes ‘down to earth! The patriarchy (even more than usual). Nemacolin’s Airbnb option. Bri’s friend is also caled Bri. Peppy Serena is less peppy, but more honest. More poutine.
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Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E07

A picture of Chris Harrison, in warm weather gear, in front of snow and ice, with the caption 'Texas Arctic Edition, featuring Woke Police'
‘Like, bitch, what are you doing?’ Confederacy Rachel keeps truckin’. Heather drives herself. More great boots. More bad kissing. Distracting from Texas’ icepocalypse.
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Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - Special Racism Edition

Chris Harrison, with a thought bubble showing Patrick Swayze, and a speech bubble saying 'I'm not racist. I just jerk off to Patrick Swayze in Confederate gray.
Rachael K has some sketchy racist pics and posts. Chris Harrison gives a car crash interview to former Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay, where he attempts to defend this. He doesn’t like wokeness, that’s for sure.
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Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E06

Matt James with blanked out eyes and a speech bubble saying 'I'm just an empty husk' and Chris Harrison with a speech bubble saying 'That's what the ladies like'
MJ frowns. Katie and Serena RBF manufacture a fight. Chris Harrison’s surprise is…unconvincing. Dead eyes. Get rid of the sex positive chick. Barbie in quarantine.
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