Everything is a bit awkward. Emmanuel is very sharply dressed. Michelle is still sad. It’s worthy, but not so funny. Rachael dodges. Matt’s beard is glistening.

Matt’s brother is over it. Matt’s mum cries. Matt cries. Michelle sobs. There’s a dumb shack vignette in the forest. Woke police Chris offers bland advice and bad sweaters.

The one where people screw. Matt has trouble “going deep”. Nobody is allowed to say the word “sex”. If they hinted at a “Ghost” re-enactment with the pottery, did they also imply a “Last Tango in Paris” re-enactment with the butter? Confederacy Rachael is deranged.

Why is everyone just saying “thank you”? Someone say “fuck you”. Filmed before Chris Harrison was racist! Matt cosplays as Tim Howard. The women say vaguely mean things. Nobody learns anything. Victoria has sequins. Chelsea has boots.

Poutine! Confederacy Rachael comes ‘down to earth! The patriarchy (even more than usual). Nemacolin’s Airbnb option. Bri’s friend is also caled Bri. Peppy Serena is less peppy, but more honest. More poutine.