Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E12

A collage of Emmanuel Acho, Matt James with a sharpie beard. Chris Harrison's disembodied head. Rachael imposed on a Lady Antebellum album cover. Katie and Michelle as Bachelorette contestants.
Everything is a bit awkward. Emmanuel is very sharply dressed. Michelle is still sad. It’s worthy, but not so funny. Rachael dodges. Matt’s beard is glistening.
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Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E11

A photo collage with Matt James saying "A vacant stare and a rose is my brand", Rachael saying "does this outfit make my antebellum look too big", Michelle saying "I exist primarily to not be Rachael", and Chris Harrison saying "So...I just fuck off now?"
Matt’s brother is over it. Matt’s mum cries. Matt cries. Michelle sobs. There’s a dumb shack vignette in the forest. Woke police Chris offers bland advice and bad sweaters.
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Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E10

A cut out picture of shirtless Matt James with a speech bubble saying 'I started by giving a prayer. Now I just wanna hear "Oh, God!", and a cut out picture of Chris Harrison with a speech bubble saying "Pimp or racist? Which makes me look worse?"
The one where people screw. Matt has trouble “going deep”. Nobody is allowed to say the word “sex”. If they hinted at a “Ghost” re-enactment with the pottery, did they also imply a “Last Tango in Paris” re-enactment with the butter? Confederacy Rachael is deranged.
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Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E09

A picture of the sleeve for the single "Ladies Night" by Kool and the Gang, with Chris Harrison's head superimposed on it, saying "Filmed before I outed myself as racist".
Why is everyone just saying “thank you”? Someone say “fuck you”. Filmed before Chris Harrison was racist! Matt cosplays as Tim Howard. The women say vaguely mean things. Nobody learns anything. Victoria has sequins. Chelsea has boots.
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Starring Chris Harrison as Roseboy - The Bachelor Hatewatch S25E08

Chris' floating head asking the correct grammar for 'home stay', and Matt's floating head wondering when he 'gets to bang', overlaid over image of the 1960s Addams Family
Poutine! Confederacy Rachael comes ‘down to earth! The patriarchy (even more than usual). Nemacolin’s Airbnb option. Bri’s friend is also caled Bri. Peppy Serena is less peppy, but more honest. More poutine.
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