I’m an Everton fan, I hate Liverpool. But being Liverpool is nothing compared to Manchester City’s existence as a vehicle to sportswash human rights abuse.

Pretend we care about those minor characters who died! Friendzones and not friendzones! Sansa is still better! SCORPIONS!!!

Quick cut, quick cut, quick cut (by both camera guys and zombies). Enough Unsullied extras! Jon’s poor Tri-Wizard tournament effort. Mel wins her own office dead pool.

Where everything you expected from last week’s “next week” preview doesn’t happen!

Fighty pirate man avoids the friendzone! Dany goes wild with dragon punning! That awkward ‘I burned your family alive’ moment! Sansa is cooler than you!