ABC and The Bachelor go all in on bullying and sex work shaming. Sex work is work. Anna eats her young. Squirrels! Close your eyes when you kiss.

Selfish scaredy symmetrical Sarah! Serena has stab you in the face face. Everyone at Kit’s high school hated her and wanted to be her. Victoria maybe is becoming a queen. Matt is lame.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer cosplay! Quick drag! Near death experiences! Sudden onset blindness! Second instalment of my “as live” hatewatch of The Bachelor Season 25.

A few years ago I’d never seen an episode of The Bachelor. I’ve since found myself accidentally watching it a few times. Now, rather than just randomly shouting at this heinous, medieval, piece of trash, I thought I’d share my ire with the world (25 seasons in, so really getting to that party on time!).

I was already developing a gardening hobby pre-pandemic. But during this lockdown period, I’ve really learned some more of the mental and physical benefits of growing things.